Compilation of my previous weekly Rants

September 4 at 10:18am
Why can’t people pay attention at stoplights, so when it turns green we'll move ahead at the same time since we’ve all pushed the accelerator simultaneously and we move together and I won’t miss the light because the A-hole in front of me is to ...busy texting, or look at themselves in the mirror or making kissy faces at their passenger or being a pedo and checkin out the hi-schoolers in the car a lane over... D-Bags


August 27 at 2:13pm
I can’t believe how well driving stereotypes hold up when you’re in a store pushing a shopping cart... Old people - can’t get their carts moving fast enough because they’ve already forgotten why they’re at the store to begin with so everyone has to go around them… Women - are too busy looking at everything else or reading the package of the item they just picked up not watching where they are going so they cause cart pile ups in the middle of the aisle usually with other women… Men – take a cart and go as fast as they can throughout the store running over whom ever is in their way thinking it’s NASCAR and at the checkout there’s a checkered flag or we’ll get a prize for getting done the fastest… Asians and Hispanics act like being courteous is a disease and go where every they want with no consideration of others in the store…and then there are the people who forget we are in America and we drive on the right side and they go down the left side of the aisle screwing up everyone’s store visit, just so we’re clear an aisle is like a street…I really wish we could give store security the ability to write tickets and after 2 tickets at a store you can’t shop there any more and you have to go to a course where they teach you not to be a MORON


August 18 at 12:36pm
The self checkout line is for people that are not technophobes and have a CLUE. If you don’t know how a scanner works or how to look up produce or still trying to figure out this “debit card thingy” get the hell out of the self check line and go over... to the line where the people still use coupons and write checks for their groceries because you are just slowing down the rest of us with your stupidity!!!


August 11 at 10:07am
You know the guys who hang the “nut sack” ornament from the trailer hitch on their trucks, I bet they are the same guys who would name their boats some dumbass names like “Meat Wrench”, “Thrill Drill”, “Trouser Trout” or “Bone-Her” because they are m...aking up for the fact they can’t get a women or lack of size…


August 6 at 1:33pm
Why do middle age men think its ok to drive Miata’s…NEWS FLASH!!! That’s not a Porsche it’s a gloss painted piece of POO